Wade Buys Mom a Church After She Completes Turnaround
Dear Lord,
If I buy a church for my born-again mother, please trade/save me from the Miami Heat before the start of the '08-'09 regular season. I also promise to dissociate myself from the bug-eyed Ursula, Star Jones.
Thank You for Your boundless mercy and grace.
In the Name of the Father, AMEN.
- Dwyane
