5.14.2008

I Pity the Fool


That's real talk, B.A.

And Kool Keith aka Keith Turbo aka Keith Televasquez aka Keith Korg aka Matthew aka Dr. Sperm aka Dr. Octagon aka Dr. Ultra aka Dr. DOOOM aka Black Elvis aka Poppa Large aka Mr. Green aka Mr. Gerbik aka Mr. Orange aka MC Baldylocks aka The Fourth Horseman aka Blonde Man aka Clean Man aka Shark Man aka Elephant Man aka Alien Man aka Jimmy Steele aka Willie Biggs aka Big Willie Smith aka Willie Natural aka Reverend Tom aka Mike Stanley aka Larry Lopez aka The X aka Rhythm X aka X-Caliber aka X-74 aka Fly Ricky the Wine Taster aka Rico from Puerto Rico aka Funk Igniter Plus aka Robbie Analog aka Sinister 6000 aka Crazy Lou aka Lonnie Hendrex aka Light Blue Cop aka The Kid in the Commercial aka Joe Kingpin aka Black Linen aka Elvin Presley aka Deli Boy aka SK8 Johnson aka Platinum Rich aka Exotron Geiger Counter One Plus Megotron aka Activity aka Exxon aka Captain Kool aka Captain Black aka Exotron Geiger Counter One Gama Plus Sequencer aka Robert Perry aka John Clayborne Cousin of Jimmy Hicks aka Mr. Nogatco aka Tashan Dorrsett aka Naquan-aka-Underwear Pissy aka The Best MC in the World aka Keith Thornton wants to holla at some people, so I lend him the microphone and the stage:

"Why are you looking hard with a hood on and Timberland boots, staring at me for one hour, when you could walk up and shake my hand? Why?

Why are you making those mean faces in your videos, with the fish lens effects? Why?

Why do you walk in the clubs with 30 people around you and stand in the corner with big bodyguards for no reason? Why?

Why do you pull up in valet parking with your Benz that is rented, fronting on a cellular phone that doesn’t work? Why?

Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes like I supposed to be scared? Why?

Who are you?"

A pathetic Kobe hater.

ChinoTrojan asks: How much do you loathe these?